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hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

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merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

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geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

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coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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